14 Thoughts you'll have if you're not Pokemon Go crazy

Has the zombie apocalypse finally struck and if so, when will it be over? Because, honestly we can’t even. If you haven’t joined the Pokemon Go craze yet...maaaybe you can just dodge this one?

Has the zombie apocalypse finally struck and if so, when will it be over because, honestly we can’t even... If you haven’t joined the Pokemon Go craze yet...maaaybe you can just dodge this one?

1. You don’t remember how it all began, but things started to get weird quickly...

2. Some of the sanest people you know are posting pictures that, in all honesty, make absolutely no sense to you...”Jack caught the Blastoise while walking the dog” whaaa...?

3. There’s a Squirtle in the kitchen and you have NO IDEA WTF that means!!!

4. You caught your boyfriend, an adult professional, playing Pokemon Go while you were supposed to be watching Master Chef together. Oh no it got you too?!

5. Nothing weird about groups of people congregating in the strangest places, staring at their phones...

6. ....Except that usually you just stare at your phone to avoid strangers on public transport, not to catch virtual critters.

7. Your feed looks like a bad graphics video game.

8. You still seem to know when the servers are all down...even though you have no idea why that’s newsworthy.

8. You still seem to know when the servers are all down...even though you have no idea why that’s newsworthy.

9. Is it actually mass surveillance as the conspiracy theorists suggest?

10. Apparently Pokemon Go is now healthier for you than kale.

11. Maybe if I hold off playing now, it will blow over soon and no one will be thinking about it in three months.

12. WTF is a Blastoid??

13. Maybe I’ll just have a quick look at what this is all about.

14. Ahhh I’m hooked!!!!!

Words: Talulah Song


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