The Shocking Truths about Fashion Week

The Shocking Truths

  • Patience is a virtue.
  • The secret is who you know not what you know.
  • Time at Carriageworks is divided between waiting for shows and seeing shows.
  • Bubbles are a must to survive, (particularly when your feet hurt).
  • A spare battery pack, gum and a pair of sensible (within reason) heels will be your top, covetable, go –to items.
  • Long days and long nights with minimum sleep are a reality.
  • Rub shoulders with the best of the best.
  • Sit opposite, next to or near the hottest names in fashion right now.
  • Prepare to fight for a ride at the taxi rank.
  • Even the most eloquent are vultures when it comes to gift bags and sitting front row.
  • Industry professionals turn bitchy, catty and harsh. (It happens to the best of us)
  • Winging and complaining will get one nowhere.
  • Front row is an unforgiving podium -look your best, pay attention to detail and sit appropriately or half a show will see your knickers and mock you accordingly.
  • 90% of street style photos taken of you look rubbish and leave you mortally embarrassed.
  • 50% of attendees outfits are wearable high fashion, the other 50% look like Dorothy the Dinosaur or some other Disney costume.
  • People will wear things that aren't supposed to be worn.

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How to Survive Fashion Week like a Pro

  • Foremost, take nothing to heart. Like they say – you can be the ripest juiciest peach in the world and there will still be somebody who hates peaches.
  • Don't be put out by 4th row seating – fashion week sees the absolute best in the national (and sometimes international) industry at shows and there are a lot of them to fit into front and second row.
  • Missing out on a gift bag is like missing out on a half empty sample-size bottle of hairspray, an old magazine issue and a lot of marketing spin – not a big deal by the end of the week.
  • The champagne buzz is completely essential.
  • Don't expect to have time to see local friends, go shopping, eat or do anything but hide away at Carriageworks.
  • Your feet are going to hurt unless you wear Nikes – which is not OK – so you may as well wear the highest most amazing shoes you own.
  • Finally, this is the biggest week of the year in Australian fashion – be thankful.

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