1. "I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!"
2. "The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then - to make the walk a little more fun."
3. "But I'm very, very comfortable in heels. The higher the better."
4. "I'm not afraid of heights. Have you seen my shoes?"
5. "When I want a ridiculously extravagant pair of shoes, I find a way to buy them."
6. "Men I may not know, but shoes, shoes I know."
7. "Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth!"
8. "I lost my Choo!"
9. "I'm safe. What' he gonna take from me - shoes?"
10. "Please sir, you can take my Fendi baguette, you can take my ring and watch but you can't take my Manolo Blahniks."
11. "Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots of shoes."
12. "I wanted to let you know that I'm getting married. To myself. And I'm registered at Manolo Blahnik."
13. "I have this little substance abuse problem ... Expensive footwear."
14. "Hi! I'm not here right now, but my shoes are, so leave them a message."