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23 hilarious dry spell thoughts women have

Here's 25 hilariously relatable thoughts every woman has when she's about to finally end the dry spell.

The dry spell nerves are real! Those eery thoughts about losing your touch or not knowing what to do because of the lack-of-practice is quite daunting. But we're all women here and we've had times when the action is at nada. So let's be honest and lay it out on the bed.

Here's 25 hilariously relatable thoughts every woman has when she's about to finally end the dry spell.


1. I'm pretty sure I'm a virgin again.

2. How long has it been? (starts doing the maths)

3. Whoa, I haven't seen that in a while (praise hands emoji)

4. Oh foreplay, how I've missed you.

5. OK, enough of that... I've had a dry spell, let's just get into it.

6. Oh, he wants to go down there...

7. I'm kind of feeling self conscious - right about ... now.

8. Well, he seems to be getting into it, so I guess I can to.

9. Now he thinks it's his turn.

10. Hmmmmmmmmm.

11. What do I do again?

12. Glad that's over.

13. Sooooo, I'm pretty sure lubes a requirement because I haven't had much action in a while.

14. WOWZA!

15. Switching positions... Woohoo!

16. Wait, it's only been a few minutes, why am I already exhausted?!

17. Sh*t, is this how unfit I am?

18. Oh no, my legs don't bend like that, oh, wait... Yup that works.

19. Why are my legs shaking?

20. I seriously should have been going to the gym and working on my cardio.

21. Are we both nearing the finish line yet?

22. Yup, we're done!

23. Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now.

24. Once you know how to ride a bike, getting back on is all too familiar...

25. Let's go again!