Kimmy’s strict diet has seemed to put Kanye over the edge. To cope with his intense, delicious food withdrawals (hey, we’ve all been there) he has vented his fast food frustrations in a poem dedicated to our all-time fave restaurant with the golden arches, McDonald's.
The ode was featured in Frank Ocean's free magazine which was handed out to celebrate the drop of his much anticipated album. It includes interviews, exclusive photography and contributions from Ocean’s musical pals.
Check out Kanye’s very emotional rhyme below.
"McDonalds Man McDonalds Man The french fries had a plan The french fries had a plan The salad bar and the ketchup made a band Cus the french fries had a plan The french fries had a plan McDonalds Man McDonalds I know them french fries have a plan I know them french fries have a plan The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band To overthrow the french fries plan I always knew them french fries was evil man Smelling all good and shit I don't trust no food that smells that good man I don't trust it I just can't McDonalds Man McDonalds Man McDonalds, damn Them french fries look good tho I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries Even the McRib was jealous of the fries I could see it through his artificial meat eyes And he only be there some of the time Everybody was jealous of them french fries Except for that one special guy That smooth apple pie"
We can’t help but wonder the state Kayne was in when he penned this questionable masterpiece. We can’t deny how incredible a medium cheeseburger meal is after a big night out.
Or perhaps it has a deeper meaning. Is Kanye the fries, society the McNuggets and Kim the apple pie? We may never know.
What we do know is that being hangry can make the best of us a little crazy. Although we’re not too sure if Kanye needed much help in that department...
As we mentioned, who else is in awe of Kimmy’s incredible figure?
Apparently she credits her toned physique to cutting out all forms of sugar and carbs, yet praises meat and dairy for her derriere (which she obvs is very proud of if you’ve witnessed the almost terrifying video of her twerking in a pool).
"I like sweets too much and also don't eat red meat or dairy so I'm saying hell no to this one,” wrote Khloe on Kiki's diet.
With those dreamy baby blue eyes and that perfect pout, it’s hard to forget the almost-too-beautiful-for-this-world face of the ‘Hot Felon’, aka Jeremy Meeks.
For those who need a gentle reminder, Meeks rose to internet fame in 2014 after his mugshot was shared on Facebook, which of course resulted in a complete social media meltdown (we mean just look at that face).
While the Hot Felon did have to serve 16 months behind bars due to felony of weapons, the dreamy crim has found himself an agent and manager and is now starting his modelling career. And what better way to mark his debut by becoming bffs with a Hadid.
Yep, Meeks shared a picture on his Instagram with Anwar, the younger brother of Gigi and Bella Hadid. While there was no caption attached to the image, we’re presuming that they are teaming up for a shoot. (Do they need any assistants? We volunteer to oil up their biceps... it’s an important job, ok!)
Hot Damn! Bella Hadid leaves little to the imagination.
Gone are the days where clothes clothed models. Now it's all about the silhouette, the face, the emotion and how raw and unattainable women look in the glossy pages of magazines.
Thanks once again Vogue - for the amazing ego boost (NOT). Don't mind us while we just gawk over Bella Hadid's body and wonder how many edits were made to create those flawless frames.
The model herself always looks pretty damn perfect to us so we're hoping they didn't touch her up too much but knowing how this industry works - we wouldn't be surprised. Last week we drooled over her bikini Instagram shot that had us all wishing we were on a summer holiday. (take a look)
Bella has strategically placed flowers over her unclothed Instagram snaps but bravely captions it, "#Freeingthenipple for our French Vogue cover with my brothers @mertalas &macpiggott." She continues stating, "Thank you for opening my eyes to a new art form I love You! Thank you for the opportunity and experience @emmanuellealt @vogueparis and everyone for your support #LoveYourBody."
So the Justin Bieber Instagram saga continues! After the popstar announced plans to make his profile private to protect his new girlfriend from hate (which, to be fair, is pretty sweet), his ex Selena Gomez clapped back.
Gomez advised Biebs “If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol”. We all cheered because who doesn’t love the idea of slaying their ex?
Maybe we never really believed Justin would make his account private – let’s be real, after all his recent social media tantrums, we weren’t taking anything he said too seriously.
However, now we’ve seen a plot twist of epic proportions. The Biebs has shocked some 77 million followers by deleting his Instagram account. Gone! No traces of his moody stare remain on the platform.
Amidst the resulting fan outrage, plans for a retaliatory social media blackout have emerged, including a now-viral meme saying “Doing this, we hope Justin realizes that we are truly hurt by the things he told us.”
And don’t worry, Selena hasn’t stayed quiet following this development – but she has backed down.
Not long after Justin deleted his Instagram, Selena posted a Snap stating simply “What I said was selfish and pointless.”
Is this her way of apologising? Maybe she’s regretting all the fun she had winding him up.
Justin seems easy enough to set off on a rant, much like his good buddy Kanye. But maybe the next time the Biebs has a tantrum, we shouldn’t just see it as empty threats.
What will the tatted brat delete next? And will he eventually return to Instagram now that he has proven he means business?
With the number of social media tirades that Justin Bieber has made of late, we should be calling him the next Kanye.
If you didn’t know, Justin Bieber took to his Instagram account today to proclaim to his 77.7 million followers that he is going to make his ‘gram private due to the hate comments his new girlfriend, Sofia Richie, is receiving.
“I'm gonna make my Instagram private if you guys don't stop the hate this is getting out of hand, if you guys are really fans you wouldn't be so mean to people that I like,” stated the Biebs.
However, the plot thickens! Justin’s ex and our all-time girl crush, Selena Gomez, threw some major shade at the popstar, leaving this scathing comment on his Instagram.
“If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol- it should be special between you two only. Don’t be mad at your fans. They love you and supported you before anyone ever did.”
Not all heroes wear capes. In true social media style #SelenaEndedJustinParty is now trending.
Isabeli Fontana is dishing up some serious wedding and lifestyle #goals.
Victoria’s Secret Angels are renowned for their enviable figures. We know if we were as genetically #blessed as them we’d take every opportunity to show off what our mumma’s gave us!
So of course we’re not surprised that Brazilian supermodel and ex Victoria’s Secret Angel, Isabeli Fontana, opted for a chic high-waisted swimsuit and sheer overlay gown for her wedding to husband, Diego Ferrero, at their private Maldives ceremony.
If there’s one trend that we’ve been lusting over this year it’s the sheer look, so of course we are obsessed with this gown! The breathtaking tulle, barely there dress was created by Brazilian designer, Agua de Coco. Featuring embroidered crystal beading and paired with an ivory bikini, fresh orcids and lilies- Fontana looks ah-ma-zing!
The low-key ceremony was kept casual with the couple being wed barefoot and cutting into an action figure wedding cake at their reception.
This is one birthday gift that Kylie didn't see coming.
Before we get into the latest scoop we just want to apologise for our konstant (see what we did there) Kardashian Jenner coverage. As much as we’re over them, we can't stop keeping up with the news of the forever famed family!
The latest drama is that it looks like Kylie's rapper boyfriend, Tyga, is going to jail. And this is all happening on Kylie’s 19th birthday (HB btw Ky).
Remember that $250, 000 car that Tyga (we’re still trying to master saying his name like the Kardashian Klan do) bought Kylie for her birthday this year? (Which adds to the collection of cars that the rapper has gifted her- we would like a new car too, Tyga!)
Well it looks like it might just land him in jail!
As we all know, King Ky is a constant advocator for her brother-in-laws fashion label, and has even walked in two of his shows. However, as showcased on the latest episode of KUWTK, neither Kris or Kylie told Kanye about the upcoming deal. Which is kind of a big thing since Kanye’s Yeezy collab is with Adidas, Puma’s arch nemesis.
In the ep, Kanye likened Kris’ sneakiness to him going behind the Kardashian Klan’s backs and creating his own reality show.
"It's like if I made a show Sunday night, and didn't tell any of you all about it, but I did a couple shows with y'all (first)," said Kanye to Kris.