Kanye is done being hangry in McDonald's poem

Written by Jessica Lunan

Poor Kanye.

Poor Kanye.

Kimmy’s strict diet has seemed to put Kanye over the edge. To cope with his intense, delicious food withdrawals (hey, we’ve all been there) he has vented his fast food frustrations in a poem dedicated to our all-time fave restaurant with the golden arches, McDonald's.

The ode was featured in Frank Ocean's free magazine which was handed out to celebrate the drop of his much anticipated album. It includes interviews, exclusive photography and contributions from Ocean’s musical pals.

Check out Kanye’s very emotional rhyme below.

"McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don't trust no food that smells that good man
I don't trust it
I just can't
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie"

We can’t help but wonder the state Kayne was in when he penned this questionable masterpiece. We can’t deny how incredible a medium cheeseburger meal is after a big night out.

Or perhaps it has a deeper meaning. Is Kanye the fries, society the McNuggets and Kim the apple pie? We may never know.

What we do know is that being hangry can make the best of us a little crazy. Although we’re not too sure if Kanye needed much help in that department...

Khloe dishes on what her sisters eat in a day

Written by Jessica Lunan

They're all #goals!

They're all #goals!

While lately we’ve been so over the Kardashian-Jenners, we must admit we’re the first to know once news breaks over the famed fam. Obsessed, us? No way!

So if you’re like us and have been in awe of Kim’s post pregnancy figure you’ll want to know how these sisters achieve their beautiful physiques.

Well thank your lucky stars as Khlo Money herself has revealed each of her sisters diets on her app, and it’s super intriguing (and TBH has made us really hungry).

"We all have such different eating habits that sometimes when we're trying to choose a restaurant I wonder if we're even related. LOL,” Khloe stated.

So what do these diets consist of? Read on to find out!



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The supermodel sister has walked in runways all across the world for our fave couture houses, but don’t think for a second that means she lives on a restricted model diet.

"People always find it funny that Kenny is on the anti-model diet... She loves burgers and pizza and goes to In-N-Out all the time. Kendall is my go-to girl on cheat day,” wrote Khloe.

Talk about genetically blessed!



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If you follow Kylie’s Snap you’ll see that the youngest sister loves cooking and entertaining for her friends.

“(Kylie) eats like a typical teenager... (she’s) also super aware of what she puts in her body when it comes to fresh and organic foods,” stated Koko.


As we mentioned, who else is in awe of Kimmy’s incredible figure?

Apparently she credits her toned physique to cutting out all forms of sugar and carbs, yet praises meat and dairy for her derriere (which she obvs is very proud of if you’ve witnessed the almost terrifying video of her twerking in a pool).

"I like sweets too much and also don't eat red meat or dairy so I'm saying hell no to this one,” wrote Khloe on Kiki's diet.


If you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians, you’ll know that Kourt loves her organic foods and has cut out dairy and gluten.

“(Koutney is) by far the most cray about her diet! Kourt only eats organic food and has pretty much convinced herself that she is allergic to dairy and gluten too," Khloe wrote.

What’s more, the eldest sister apparently exercises not because she feels she has to but because it’s a hobby. Can you believe it?! Kourtney you are now our healthy lifestyle #goals!

The Hot Felon is getting close with a Hadid

Written by Jessica Lunan

This will get you through the Friday arvo slump!


With those dreamy baby blue eyes and that perfect pout, it’s hard to forget the almost-too-beautiful-for-this-world face of the ‘Hot Felon’, aka Jeremy Meeks.

For those who need a gentle reminder, Meeks rose to internet fame in 2014 after his mugshot was shared on Facebook, which of course resulted in a complete social media meltdown (we mean just look at that face).


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While the Hot Felon did have to serve 16 months behind bars due to felony of weapons, the dreamy crim has found himself an agent and manager and is now starting his modelling career. And what better way to mark his debut by becoming bffs with a Hadid.


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Yep, Meeks shared a picture on his Instagram with Anwar, the younger brother of Gigi and Bella Hadid. While there was no caption attached to the image, we’re presuming that they are teaming up for a shoot. (Do they need any assistants? We volunteer to oil up their biceps... it’s an important job, ok!)


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Life seems to be looking up for the babin’ Hot Felon who’s been enjoying his life of freedom with his wife (sorry to break the news to you) and his two sons.

*Attempts to not drool on desk*

NSFW: Bella Hadid gets totally naked for Vogue Paris

Hot Damn! Bella Hadid leaves little to the imagination.

Hot Damn! Bella Hadid leaves little to the imagination.

Gone are the days where clothes clothed models. Now it's all about the silhouette, the face, the emotion and how raw and unattainable women look in the glossy pages of magazines.

Thanks once again Vogue - for the amazing ego boost (NOT). Don't mind us while we just gawk over Bella Hadid's body and wonder how many edits were made to create those flawless frames.

The model herself always looks pretty damn perfect to us so we're hoping they didn't touch her up too much but knowing how this industry works - we wouldn't be surprised. Last week we drooled over her bikini Instagram shot that had us all wishing we were on a summer holiday. (take a look)


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But this week, Hadid is flaunting her naked body and has stripped down to literally nothing for the September issue of Vogue Paris.

The cover itself is a more demure look as Hadid and Taylor Hill sport a long-sleeved black jumpsuit. But her black and white spread inside the magazine is quite risque.


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Bella has strategically placed flowers over her unclothed Instagram snaps but bravely captions it, "#Freeingthenipple for our French Vogue cover with my brothers @mertalas &macpiggott." She continues stating, "Thank you for opening my eyes to a new art form I love You! Thank you for the opportunity and experience @emmanuellealt @vogueparis and everyone for your support #LoveYourBody."


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The model is clearly unafraid to show off her curves. But we're not too sure what's next for her because you can't get much more naked than this...

Selena says sorry after Justin deletes Insta

Brunch photo, selfie...wait, where’s Justin?!

Brunch photo, selfie...wait, where’s Justin?!

So the Justin Bieber Instagram saga continues! After the popstar announced plans to make his profile private to protect his new girlfriend from hate (which, to be fair, is pretty sweet), his ex Selena Gomez clapped back.

Gomez advised Biebs “If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol”. We all cheered because who doesn’t love the idea of slaying their ex?

Maybe we never really believed Justin would make his account private – let’s be real, after all his recent social media tantrums, we weren’t taking anything he said too seriously.

However, now we’ve seen a plot twist of epic proportions. The Biebs has shocked some 77 million followers by deleting his Instagram account. Gone! No traces of his moody stare remain on the platform.

Amidst the resulting fan outrage, plans for a retaliatory social media blackout have emerged, including a now-viral meme saying “Doing this, we hope Justin realizes that we are truly hurt by the things he told us.”

And don’t worry, Selena hasn’t stayed quiet following this development – but she has backed down.

Not long after Justin deleted his Instagram, Selena posted a Snap stating simply “What I said was selfish and pointless.”

Brunch photo, selfie...wait, where’s Justin?!

Is this her way of apologising? Maybe she’s regretting all the fun she had winding him up.

Justin seems easy enough to set off on a rant, much like his good buddy Kanye. But maybe the next time the Biebs has a tantrum, we shouldn’t just see it as empty threats.

What will the tatted brat delete next? And will he eventually return to Instagram now that he has proven he means business?

Not coming back? Justin, what do you mean?

Written by Hanna Sloan

Selena has just slayed Justin on Instagram

Written by Jessica Lunan

Queen, slay.

Queen, slay.

With the number of social media tirades that Justin Bieber has made of late, we should be calling him the next Kanye.

If you didn’t know, Justin Bieber took to his Instagram account today to proclaim to his 77.7 million followers that he is going to make his ‘gram private due to the hate comments his new girlfriend, Sofia Richie, is receiving.


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“I'm gonna make my Instagram private if you guys don't stop the hate this is getting out of hand, if you guys are really fans you wouldn't be so mean to people that I like,” stated the Biebs.

However, the plot thickens! Justin’s ex and our all-time girl crush, Selena Gomez, threw some major shade at the popstar, leaving this scathing comment on his Instagram.

Queen, slay.

“If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol- it should be special between you two only. Don’t be mad at your fans. They love you and supported you before anyone ever did.”

Not all heroes wear capes. In true social media style #SelenaEndedJustinParty is now trending.

Do you want ice for that burn, Justin?

VS Angel Isabeli Fontana weds in sheer dress

Written by Jessica Lunan

Isabeli Fontana is dishing up some serious wedding and lifestyle #goals.

Isabeli Fontana is dishing up some serious wedding and lifestyle #goals.

Victoria’s Secret Angels are renowned for their enviable figures. We know if we were as genetically #blessed as them we’d take every opportunity to show off what our mumma’s gave us!

So of course we’re not surprised that Brazilian supermodel and ex Victoria’s Secret Angel, Isabeli Fontana, opted for a chic high-waisted swimsuit and sheer overlay gown for her wedding to husband, Diego Ferrero, at their private Maldives ceremony.


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If there’s one trend that we’ve been lusting over this year it’s the sheer look, so of course we are obsessed with this gown! The breathtaking tulle, barely there dress was created by Brazilian designer, Agua de Coco. Featuring embroidered crystal beading and paired with an ivory bikini, fresh orcids and lilies- Fontana looks ah-ma-zing!

The low-key ceremony was kept casual with the couple being wed barefoot and cutting into an action figure wedding cake at their reception.

We’d love for the supermodel to share with us her workout routine, or even lend us her dress- please and thank you.

Looks like Tyga is going to jail on Kylie's bday

Written by Jessica Lunan

This is one birthday gift that Kylie didn't see coming. 

This is one birthday gift that Kylie didn't see coming.

Before we get into the latest scoop we just want to apologise for our konstant (see what we did there) Kardashian Jenner coverage. As much as we’re over them, we can't stop keeping up with the news of the forever famed family!

The latest drama is that it looks like Kylie's rapper boyfriend, Tyga, is going to jail. And this is all happening on Kylie’s 19th birthday (HB btw Ky).

Remember that $250, 000 car that Tyga (we’re still trying to master saying his name like the Kardashian Klan do) bought Kylie for her birthday this year? (Which adds to the collection of cars that the rapper has gifted her- we would like a new car too, Tyga!)

Well it looks like it might just land him in jail!


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A warrant for Tyga’s arrest has been issued as he failed to appear in court over his legal battle with a landlord. Apparently Tyga owes more than $500,000 for a Malibu home that he previously rented.

But how does Kylie’s car come into this? Well it proves that Tyga does have the money to pay off his debts, and by not showing up to court it has resulted in one very peeved off judge.

All we have to say is poor Kylie. Your boyfriend landing in jail is definitely not the birthday gift you want to wake up to.

Kanye has serious beef over Kylie's Puma deal

Written by Jessica Lunan

Could both Kourtney and Kanye be leaving Keeping Up With The Kardashians after this weeks drama?

Could both Kourtney and Kanye be leaving KUWTK after this week’s drama?

Ok, ok, everyone is over the constant Kardashian Jenner drama, but this latest dish is so juicy that we couldn’t share!

First this week Kourtney stated that she wants out of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (KUWTK), and now serious drama has gone down between Momanager Kris Jenner and Kanye over Kylie’s Puma deal. We can’t help but think both Kourtney and Kanye might leave the show!

As we all know, King Ky is a constant advocator for her brother-in-laws fashion label, and has even walked in two of his shows. However, as showcased on the latest episode of KUWTK, neither Kris or Kylie told Kanye about the upcoming deal. Which is kind of a big thing since Kanye’s Yeezy collab is with Adidas, Puma’s arch nemesis.

In the ep, Kanye likened Kris’ sneakiness to him going behind the Kardashian Klan’s backs and creating his own reality show.

"It's like if I made a show Sunday night, and didn't tell any of you all about it, but I did a couple shows with y'all (first)," said Kanye to Kris.


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In typical Kardashian style, the drama turned into a whole family affair.

"I don’t agree with going against the family in that way. I think Kylie, whoever, should have presented it to Kanye first," piped in Khloe.

Kimmy agreed stating that she understands the lengths Kris goes to for Kylie and Kendall’s careers, yet the deal is a huge “conflict of interest”.

However, Kris stated that sometimes in her line of work (aka dealing with celebs) you have to make “a business decision”.

"Sometimes, when you're dealing with family, it's not really about a business decision,” retaliated Kim.

To this Kris kind of apologised in the only way she knows how.

"I am just trying to do the best job for everyone that I can. Sometimes I get ahead of myself and forget to communicate the way I should," said Kris.

Despite the apology, we still feel like there is still some major Bad Blood (sorry, too soon for the Taylor Swift jokes) between Yeezy and Kris.